You know it's time to diet when...

[Shasha]

You know it is time to diet when...


The sign by your pool says:

[Shasha]

You know it is time to diet when your reason to stop exercising sounds like this...


I gave up jogging for my health
when my thighs kept rubbing together and
setting my pantyhose on FIRE!!!

[Shasha]

You know it is time to diet when you find yourself relating all to well to this...


I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast...
Are they kidding?
That is my idea of a perfect day!

[Shasha]

You know it is time to diet when...


YOU begin to THINK like GARFIELD...

[Shasha]

You know it is time to diet when...


You begin to believe this kind of thing: