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Shasha
01-17-2008, 10:50 AM
The first 3 days on your NEW DIET may be TOUGH!

(If your husband needs to travel for business, NOW would be a good time…)

If not, for the sake of your HAPPY MARRIAGE,
we recommend that you warn the man in your life of what he is to expect

while you begin your journey to a SLIMMER, GORGEOUS, NEW YOU and

while YOUR HORMONES come into a balance:

Shasha
01-17-2008, 10:59 AM
NEW DIET: DAY 1...


DO NOT START WITH ME!
YOU WILL NOT WIN !!!

Shasha
01-17-2008, 11:01 AM
NEW DIET: DAY 2



WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT !!!

Shasha
01-17-2008, 11:04 AM
NEW DIET: DAY 3



ALL STRESSED OUT AND
NO ONE TO CHOKE !!!

Shasha
01-17-2008, 11:15 AM
NEW DIET: DAY 4...



After the first few days are over,
you should once again return to your normal charming darling old self !!!

Shasha
01-17-2008, 11:20 AM
EXCEPT for THAT wonderful time of the month when...



I'M ALL OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN !!!

jay_yz250
03-17-2010, 12:44 PM
Hilarious Oh my god !!!