Loose weigh now - ask me how!!

[Shasha]

Here is the latest diet procedure:

[Shasha]

ITALIAN PASTA DIET - IT REALLY WORKS !!


1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. :angel:

4) You walka pasta da table and pasta da fridge. :wacky:

5) You justa walka pasta everyting!!! :hypnotic:



First diet that is guaranteed 100%. You can bet on it. {rofl}

[Shasha]

THIS ONLY GOES TO SHOW THAT SOME PEOPLE CAN JUSTIFY ANYTHING!!! :noway:


Can't eat beef ...mad cow :cow:

Can't eat chicken ...bird flu :chicken:

Can't eat eggs ...cholesterol

Can't eat pork ...bacteria (Also, not Kosher) :pig:

Can't eat fish ...mercury

Can't eat fruit ...insecticides

Can't eat vegetables ...herbicides

Now, the way I see it; that only leaves

CHOCOLATE !!!