Just 4 fun

[Shasha]

When I look at my bodyweight on the scale, after the holidays, I feel like going to the manufacturers of all those chocolate chip cookies and all that chocolate fudge and.........

[Shasha]

Ain't it the Truth!!!


A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140. :shocked:

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". :disagree:

She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" the woman screams {scream},
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!" {bangdesk}

[Shasha]

{uhm} One of life's little mysteries is:

how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 pounds!!! :crying:

[Meemsi]

Shasha, these are great, hehe!!
Those delicious chocolates are so decieving! They look so small and innocent but you know they just add to the rolls of fat {mischievious}

[Shasha]

{hi} Meemsi

Girl, you know what they say:

A MINUTE ON THE LIPS...
... A LIFE TIME ON THE HIPS... {scream}

[Shasha]

{oops} Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast,
a little jam,
a little pizza
and some cake, {bdaycake}
some French fries
{bubblegum} and a chocolate shake,
a little burger
on a bun.
And that's why Mary
weighs a ton. {blush2}

[Shasha]

Behind Every
Successful Woman
Is: ................
HERSELF of course!!!

[Shasha]

Tweetie's little daily Prayer: {tweety}

[Wilma]

OMG Shasha, you are a RIOT!!!

{rofl}

[Meemsi]

HA! That sounds just like the prayer i say every morning!

[Secretary]

Shasha,

This is for you, babe. I know how much you LOVE Ron!!! :wacky:

[Shasha]

Cool Job with the camera Secetary !!! {goodjob} Thank you for taking that photo !!!

YES, that's me in the back seat with Ronald !!

The Cohen Cops keep working very hard to bust Ronald McDonald :clown: for CRIMES against healthy eating BUT, then Someone?? at the Cop Shop keeps letting him out on bail?!? {duh} Can you believe it!?! He is out on bail again {duh}

... I have no proof, but I have my suspicions that some of these guys R.E.A.L.L.Y. like eating FAST FOOD?!?

[cyberella]

shasha!!
the {tweety}morning prayer is just about the sweetest i think i've read in my life!!!
thanx 4 all the laughter and happiness u spread around here!! :kiss:
tons of loooooove!!!! {bighug}