Attention: JUNK FOOD lovers...

[Shasha]

Attention: Junk Food lovers from all over the planet:

After recently arresting Ronald for CRIMES AGAINST HEALTHY EATING…
we are please to announce that Ronald has found a way so that JUNK FOOD lovers
can safely enjoy eating one portion of their favorite junk food every day for the rest of their lives
WITHOUT fear of gaining weight or becoming unhealthy again...

Does this sound too good to be true?

Well, read on:

[Shasha]

We are please to announce
the 1st Personal Diet Program approved (for POST REFEEDING CLIENTS ONLY)

The BIG MAC MEAL in SUPER SIZE:

[Shasha]

The BIG MAC MEAL
consists of the
BIG MAC BURGER:

[Shasha]

… and of course the real
BIG MAC FRIES:

[Shasha]

… and of course the
BIG MAC SOFT DRINK of your choice:

[Shasha]

… Needless to say, the
BIG MAC BURGER
is made from the very best
100% PURE JUNK FOOD quality approved beef:

[Shasha]

… And you can rest assured; your
BIG MAC BURGER
comes with
ALL THE USUAL TRIMMINGS:

[Shasha]

… SO HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR DIET!!!
your BIG MAC MEAL
IS WAITING FOR YOU!!!
DRINK, FRIES, BURGER, TRIMMINGS AND ALL...
in SUPER mini SIZE